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Riddle Me This...

What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?Racecar!

What do lazy dogs do for fun? Chase parked cars!

What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships!

When does a boat show affection? When it hugs the shore!

What kind of cheese is made backwards? Edam!

What kind of stones are never found in the ocean? Dry!

What city has no people? Electricity!

Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow? Every lunch it went back four seconds!

Why was the baby ant confused? All his uncles were ants!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well!

What month has 28 days? All of them!

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger? I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen carefully!

What do you get when you cross Sponge Bob with Albert Einstein? SpongeBob SmartyPants!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf? Frostbite!

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel!

What building has the most stories? The library!

What flowers do you always wear? Two lips!

What can make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles! (tentacles)

If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside? K9P!

What is in the middle of Paris? The letter R!

If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become? Wet!

What grows down when it grows up? A goose!

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years? The letter M!

How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday? His horse is named Friday!

What is so fragile even saying its name can break it? Silence!

What do moths study in school?Mothematics!

What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter? Holes!

What bone keeps getting longer and shorter? A trombone!

What goes up but never goes down? Your age.

What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly? Incorrectly.

What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say O I C U R M T.
when she opened her cupboard?

Why won't bikes stand up by themselves? Because they are two tired (too tired).

Why do sharks only swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do chickens lay eggs? If they drop them they break.

When can you put pickles in a door? When it is ajar!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

What do you call your father-in-law's Mom!
only child's mother-in-law?

Why do lions eat raw meat? Because they never learned to cook!

Why don't African animals play games? There are too many cheetahs (cheaters)!

What do you call a song about a car? A car tune (cartoon)!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy!

How many animals did Moses take on the Ark? None, it was Noah.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? An umbrella.

What's black and white and red all over? A zebra wearing too much lipstick.

What is the largest ant in the world? Antarctica.

What is the largest living ant in the world? An elephant.

How much is a skunk worth? One scent.

What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon.

Why did the cake like to play baseball? Because it was a good batter.

Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion? They told her it was a maneating lion.

Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa? Because leopards are already born with spots.

What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream? It split.

Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion? I'd rather have a tiger eat a lion.

Credit:http://www.azkidsnet.com/riddles.htm